If you are a character in this story and you feel like you were improperly represented, I’m truly sorry. Remember that I am the main character and your part in the adventure was to merely advance the story. Imagine how I must feel to reread that horrible thing I did or said again and again as I compile this tale! But if you feel like I accidentally printed your last name when I shouldn’t have, I will gladly protect your identity.
Outside of that, I may owe you an apology for various other reasons. If so, I’m sorry. I brag that there are no victims of David DeChant, but I may be made to eat those words one day. I don’t know how we wound up, but I can assure you we loved each other at the time, because I have loved all the characters in my book, I promise. Many, if not all, I still love.