Monthly Archives: January 2007

BUT THAT WAS NINE MINUTES AGO Koffer had high-tech live-stream videotape of extreme close-ups of the sun through filters and thermo-sensitive digital color enhancement, with a multi-fractional atomic clock in one corner racing in high speed to record the amoeba … Continue reading →

Host Danny knew the difference between run-of-the-mill itchy butt and what he had now.  He felt as if maggots were squirming around on his butthole, not as if he just wasn’t fresh and perhaps needed to have a dry wipe.  … Continue reading →

The Year and a Half of The Dog Across the pond lived the meanest child-hating dog of all time.  Because of that dog, the boys of Lee-Summit couldn’t circumnavigate the pond.  This made fishing and frog gigging extremely tiresome to … Continue reading →