Monthly Archives: December 2006

Patty Leaves the Kingdom of Nerd Patty goes by Patrick now just because Patrick doesn’t rhyme with fatty.  For the fattest kid at Lexington middle school, Patty Fatty as a nickname seemed as crippling as any.  The only more horrible … Continue reading →

Be Afraid of Clowns Eli had plenty of reasons to fear clowns.  He’d tell you, if asked, that clowns are evil and scary and they should be banned from circuses and events where kids may be falsely lulled into their … Continue reading →